
I HATE YOU. I HATE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU DO AND HOW YOU SOUND AND WHAT YOU SAY. YOU’RE LIKE A CANCER ON MY LIFE. GOD!

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Stephen: You busy right now?
Tad: Well, now is not a great time, I have some guys over, we were gonna go down to the boiler room.
Stephen: To fix the boiler?
Tad: Surenever 5get
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Hey Stephen, what’s up?
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Boy? Boy! What day is it??
La donna è mobile - Stephen Colbert and Placido Domingo.
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How can you see this and not want to love him politely rightly and all nightly?
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Comedy Central has suspended production of the Colbert Report for at least two days, an unexplained development that ignited widespread speculation about the popular satirical news show on Twitter and other social networks.
Comedy Central said the show aired a repeat episode on Wednesday and would again on Thursday due to “unforeseen circumstances,” but did not elaborate. A spokesman for the cable network, owned by Viacom Inc., was not immediately available to comment.
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